House of Burgess

I had heard last week that Chelsea Clinton got asked about Monica Lewinsky. What I didn't know until yesterday was that it was someone from Butler University in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Oh, goodness.
To my fellow Hoosiers, let me say something:
We haven't been politically relevant in national politics for years and the one time we get some big names coming through, this is what happens? You ask Chelsea Clinton about her father's surely eternally embarrassing-to-her sexual escapades? Really? Leave the poor girl alone for pity's sake.
This is why we can't have nice things, Indiana. This is why we can't have nice things.